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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Wrongful Places

Today's Thoughts 7/26/11 Wrongful Places
What a beautiful morning this is. I like getting a good start to the day. I'm up early for a shower and the first one in the restaurant for breakfast. It's a great start for the trip home that will end up in the first real vacation that the wife and I have been able to plan in years. Of course you cannot expect to get through the day without at least one hiccup. Arriving at the shipper I'm informed that my load was preloaded on a company trailer. That sucks because I own my own equipment. It's ok though, they are back there right now swapping the load to my trailer so I should soon be on my way.
As usual, on the way in to the shipper, I like to get my morning dose of the news. Today it seemed to be full of people finding themselves in the wrong place at the wrong time. The first blurb I heard was about a person down at the morgue hearing some strange knocking coming from the freezer department. Right off I'm thinking about some scary movie coming to real life. Not this time though, once again I'm guessing some doctor somewhere with all their knowledge was about to make yet another medical mistake and bury someone before their time. I know, you can tell I like doctors, can't you? The reason for that I'll go into another day. For now let's just talk about this other person that found herself in the wrong place at the wrong time.
It seems according to the news this morning that a young mom decided it was a good idea to jay walk in the middle of the block about the time a drunk driver decided he would pass by that very point in the road. Unfortunately it is sad to report that a child was killed during this incident. The drunk even with several drunk driving events on his records received six months jail time. And the mom, I never did hear exactly what her deal was but as I understood the story, she was looking at jail time herself because she decided against the law and jaywalked across the street resulting in the death of her child.
How fair is this I ask you? Well, let's look at that for a minute. As I understand our laws, everyone is supposed to be dealt with evenly and fairly. Those of us in the trucking industry know exactly what happens to a driver when a drunk runs into them and it is proved that that truck driver was not supposed to be there. It could be that the truck driver was off on his logs or perhaps off the truck route. Whatever the reason, the drunk in most cases is not blamed for the wreck even though they are too drunk to even stand. So is it fair that a mom enters a street at an illegal point and is punished under the same law that others would be punished under in similar circumstances? Most fair if you ask me. We all live under one law. Just because I drive a truck does not mean that I should be panelized any differently than this mom. I do feel bad about though.
That mom just like many truck drivers did not wake up that morning planning to get a child run over by a drunk. But fair treatment under one law is a must if we are to remain a nation of laws. No one person can be treated differently then another. As time goes on and our government tightens the reins on the people as we are seeing more and more evidence of especially with this current administration. Laws that only used to be applied to the trucking industry are now being applied to the general public. You have seen this in some of the convictions over the last few years. Some cases I've heard of in the news include car drivers being convicted for a death because they worked double shifts and were found to be too fatigued to drive. The standards for health for truckers are now being forced onto the nation as a whole under the guise of a socialist health care system. You must eat healthy or else. I heard in the news this morning about a study showing how the general public working swing shifts is causing medical problems and the government needs step up and fix the problems. On and on it goes.
But the most disturbing thing I heard in the news this morning was some congressman saying that with all the laws we have as a nation, each American commits on average three felonies each day without knowing it. So my question is simply this. When will you find yourself in the wrong place at the wrong time committing some felony without even knowing it? Is America the wrong place to be anymore? I hope not. It's time to fix this country.

Be safe peeps …
Jeff Head.
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Sunday, July 24, 2011

Casey

Today's Thoughts 7/24/11 Casey
We have to leave her be. Casey Anthony that is. I know, I know; but there is a good reason why. And I understand that this is about the most unpopular stand on this particular subject that one could take. I listen and I watch and I see all kinds of different opinions about this girl and what she did. Or should I say what is perceived that she did. I'm not here to defend her but no one can show me any evidence that a crime even took place, let alone the fact that if one did take place that it was even in the state of Florida where Casey was acquitted of the murder of her child. And now she stands to gain millions to tell her side of the story. Will it be the truth? Yet another subject for us to debated for years to come.
But we must let it go. I know this because as I watch and listened to the news this week, I hear stories from all over our nation. A young lost boy fed prescription drugs, then smothered and butchered up. Parts of his body found in the refrigerator of his killer's apartment. A young man that killed both his parents with a hammer then invited forty to sixty of his friends over to party while the bodies lay decomposing in the bedroom. From over the years, you as well as I can tell of many of these horrendous stories. Time and time again, the next even more sick then the one before.
Our legal system is a very fluid thing. We stand and we judge and we put people away as best as we can as humans. But the very fact that we are humans means that we will never be perfect. As hard as we might try, we are still to this day releasing prisoners from years of incarceration after new science or evidence has proven them innocent. James Stewart did a true movie I watched the other night about how a convicted cop killer was released after years in prison simply because the technology of enlarging pictures came about to in more recent years where DNA testing has freed hundreds of prisoners falsely imprisoned for crimes they were later proved innocent of. And let's not forget the innocent that were hanged during the Salem witch hunts back in the early days of our country.
As far as Casey goes, maybe one day the technology will exist so that we can prove her guilty beyond a reasonable doubt, just not in today's world. No in today's world we have to do the best we can with the tools that we have to work with. I can guarantee you that it will never be perfect. We will continue to set some free that need to be hanged and we will continue to hang some that are innocent. We are but human. We have to live with that fact.
So why is it that we should let Casey be? Well as I see it, so they do not win. Of all the garbage that walks around in our society, we simply cannot allow ourselves to fall to their level. We have to live by the rule of law and not become as they are, individual judges of who shall live and who shall die. I believe that if we allow that to happen, we are no better than the scum that commits these crimes. We must let the rule of law win the day, let justice stand even when it hurts. We must be better than those that would drag us down to their level. We must stand strong to our principles as a nation.
Growing up and making responsible decisions really sucks sometimes. As I look at Casey's case, I really feel this. I cannot personally prove one way or the other anything about what really happened. What I can tell you is this. Should I ever be unlucky enough to find myself in a position where I could not prove my innocence, I find great relief in knowing that there is a chance that the jury might make that very hard choice of given me the benefit of a doubt. Somehow I feel that in the end, it all balances out.
Be safe peeps …
Jeff Head.
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Friday, July 15, 2011

Chapter Four - The Tire Man

Chapter Four - The Tire Man
I guess it was about the third day at the house when I had decided I needed to move a little.  I was getting sore from just sitting around, so I figured it was time the living room walls needed painting.  So, off to the lumber store I go to pick up supplies.  I needed things to do the job right, and the wife was glad to see me up and moving.  I guess working on the house got me to thinking why we decided to buy it in the first place.  We wanted a place to call our own, but more importantly, it was security for our old age.   Like the house, after I had gone through the first back injury, we decided to find a trucking company that would provide us with insurance and a good retirement plan.  Of course by this time I was well on my way to running legal.
So I started my gas hauling career.  I was hauling ninety-two hundred gallons of liquid explosive in the Atlanta, Georgia area, and I was not afraid of it.  What I was afraid of was what people did around it, especially when the truck was empty.  You see, gas does not burn.  It's the vapors that burn.  I cannot count the number of times that someone would pass me and then flip their cigarette out the window in front of me.  Owners of stations would come out to talk while they would smoke a cigarette as I was dropping the fuel, spewing vapors all over the place, and praying that the world did not explode in the next few minutes.  Once, a couple of teenagers walked up and sat under the vapor pipes and just starting flicking their cigarette lighters over and over again. It was as if they wanted to blow up.  No, the gas itself was never the problem.  It was always the people around the gas that scared me.
But, I stuck with it.  It was good pay and good benefits, and I was home every night.  It was all the things a man could want in a job that kept him close to home.  Things went pretty good for the first year.  Then it happened.  The owner of the company decided to retire, and the son decided to take over.  It was rumored that in the first year the son had the company; eighty percent of the office staff was replaced.  So far, up to this point, the drivers were left alone.  That was soon to change though.  As the company was changing, it finally came down to the shipping department.  We had a great lady that was over us.  She could do things that no man I had ever seen could do.  It was like the more she had on her plate, the better she did.  So five or six things at a time, and the next catastrophe was not even so much as a bump in the road for her.  She would just work right through one problem, and on to the next.  She would be on the phone to the house, hold a conversation with a driver in the office, and be working on paper work at the same time, and never miss a beat.  She was truly amazing if you ask me.
Her downfall, I think, was the fact that she treated her drivers like humans.  If they had a problem customer, she was right there to take charge of the situation.  She ordered top notch trucks for us to drive and only the best hoses and connections for us to work with.  We had a mechanic that came to our shop and did repairs as the drivers that drove the trucks said repairs needed to be done.  As everything went, we had the sharpest trucks driven by the best drivers in the area.  If you had a problem, you could just pick up the phone, and there would be ten drivers within seconds with the solution or on their way to help.  Never to this day, have I worked for a better person, and I miss her greatly.
All of that did not do a whole lot for a company that was now profit driven. It costs money to run such an operation, and the direction of the company had changed with the changing of the guard.  Now we were a company that was more interested in keeping as much of its profits as it could.  It no longer mattered how pretty the trucks were or how professional the drivers were, or how safe either was.  The word of the day was to cut costs and increase profits.  So out the door the best dispatcher I ever knew went.  And in came “Him”. I'm going to call him “Him” for the simple reason that my mother would not approve of any other name I would call him.  It was in our first drivers meeting with Him, when he spoke the words that would stick with him throughout his short tenure with us.  Standing up in front of the room, he first introduces himself.  Then he goes on to explain the new change of management.  Then, he gets into the new standards of operations, and (you're going to love this) he says, "Drivers are a dime a dozen.  Anyone not on board is welcome to find themselves a new job."
Half of everything Him just said was totally illegal or completely unsafe.  If we did not like it, we were free to leave.  Talk about a fired up bunch of drivers.  But, we settled down and tried to give Him a chance.  The first few weeks were not too bad.  The third week, things were starting to change.  I had come in and needed a tire replaced, and was informed of two things.  We no longer had the authority to have bad tires changed.  We needed to get approval from Him.  The second was that no tires would be changed until the new tire vendor was able to deliver the bulk shipment of tires that would be at least two weeks in the coming.  Him had shopped around and found a great deal on tires, and he was not about to waste a dime replacing what he thought would last until the new ones came in.  Nope, no sir, not Him; and if you did not like it, well, it was a well known fact around the company by now, that drivers were a dime a dozen.
By the time we finally received the new tires, I needed three changed on my truck alone.  The man simply would not change any tire, regardless of its condition, unless it just went flat on the road.  Then he would call out road service and grill the driver to find out why he had destroyed company property.  I had a steer tire that was so bad, I was riding on the steel belts and he still would not fix it.  So I did the only thing I could think of and keep my job.  I took a small piece of two by four with a nail in it to work with me.  Would you believe that when I arrived at my first stop, there was a nail right in the middle of that parking lot?  Go figure?  I mean, think about it, eighty thousand pounds of truck and load, ninety two hundred gallons of explosive gas riding around in down town Atlanta.  This man was putting not only my life at stake, but the life of any one that even got close to me on the roads, and for what? A freaking three hundred dollar tire out of over a million dollars a year in company profits.  The day the tires finally did come, one truck had seventeen out of eighteen tires replaced.  God only knows why the cheap bastard did not go ahead and replace the last one and save it for a spare while the truck was in the shop.  I mean after all, it was only two thirds the way worn out already.
Him reminded me of another company I used to work for years before.  At that time, I was still quite the renegade.  They had me in a cab-over Kenworth with a big four hundred horse power engine.  I remember one trip when the fuel pump went out on Two Eighty Five around Atlanta on a Friday afternoon. The governor in the fuel pump had broken and that left nothing to stop the engine from running faster and faster until it blew up.  Anything over twenty one hundred RPM's and you might start slinging parts through the block.  This, in my opinion, is never a good thing.  I thought, for sure, that they would have sent a tow truck.  Instead, they had me bring it in myself.  I would put it in gear, crank it up, the engine would run away.  When it was time to shift to a higher gear, I would turn the engine off, swap my gear, then crank the engine back up.  Fifty miles back to the shop, every gear has a chance to blow a ten thousand dollar engine apart.  Who am I to complain though? It was their truck, not mine.   When the mechanic put it back together, he called the boss out to check out the gauges he had on the pump.  Back in those days a man could do wonders with a button and spring.  About the time the boss said alright and walked away, my mechanic friend opened the fuel pump back up and set me up right nice.  I could sit at the bottom of Jellico Mountain in Tennessee at a dead stop, and with eighty thousand pounds of frozen chickens in the box; I could top the mountain at seventy miles an hour.  Man that truck would fly.
Ok, back to the point. This particular company was in love with "May Pops", as they are commonly called.  May Pops are cheap recaps on second or third time around casings.  That means the casings have been recapped and ran on the highway for well over a million miles some times.  We called them "May Pops" because you never knew just when they may pop.  But you always knew they would pop.  I told the boss one day, after the second time that I had two May Pops blow on the trailer side by side, laying the axle on the ground at seventy plus miles per hour.  He seemed to be getting a little aggravated at the lost tires and cost of time and road calls.  Anyway, he asked me, what was the deal on me blowing so many tires?  I simply told him that if he insisted on running fifty mile per hour tires on a truck he was dispatching at eighty miles per hour, he could expect to pop a few tires.  Two things kept happening after that.  One was  that he kept buying May Pops and the second thing was that I never got paid a dime for all the time I spent on the side of the road getting those May Pops replaced.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Today's Thoughts 7/10/11 When Is Enough, Enough?

Today's Thoughts 7/10/11 When Is Enough, Enough?

A quote I found in an article at TheTrucker.com

Although overall out-of-service rates are at record lows, there is room for improvement until the roads are free from vehicle and driver violations, CVSAs Executive Director Stephen A. Keppler said. Events that focus on ensuring vehicles and drivers are complying with the law, like Roadcheck and all roadside inspections, draw critical attention to out-of-service rates and are shown to also impact crash reductions.



Also this quote from an article at mantecabulletin.com.


And it is being done in the name of safety despite the federal governments own records that show truck-related accident deaths are down almost 30 percent going from 4,204 in 2007 to a record low of 2,987 in 2009.



Now add in to the fact that MR. Ray LaHood according to the news articles that I've read this last week jumped on a plan, Flew to Mexico, and signed the deal for Mexican trucks to start hauling the freight that American truckers used to haul. And what is it that we are supposed to be understanding from all of this? Let's take a closer look into it as I see things.



Well, to start with, Safe And Legal Truck Drivers Of America know and understand that highway safety is our number one job. That is a given. But the comment from the first quote" there is room for improvement until the roads are free from vehicle and driver violations," leads me to believe that some one believes that this is actually achievable on a human scale.



To start with, the law is a very fluid thing. It can be read and understood in as many different ways as you have people that are trying to follow it and that are trying to enforce it. Even if you could get each and every truck driver on the road to do it the same way you would have to get each and every enforcement officer from every state to enforce it in the same way. I'm here to tell you that the people in California do not by any means do things as they do in Georgia, Wyoming, or any other state for that fact. Not to mention the fact that I, as a driver, have not yet developed my mental skills enough to know in advance just when a light bulb is going to go out or a brake shoe is going to crack before it happens. It is just not humanly possible to catch every infraction before you cross every scale. A brand new truck from the factory cannot claim to do that and it is financially a pipe dream to believe that every part on a truck can be replaced before every load and it's time to reasonably replace it.



Now let's move on to the second quote. "And it is being done in the name of safety despite the federal governments own records that show truck-related accident deaths are down almost 30 percent going from 4,204 in 2007 to a record low of 2,987 in 2009." Here is the cold hard realistic fact that needs to be understood. As long as there are trucks on the road delivering goods to keep America alive, there will be deaths involved. No two ways around that. Even trains that only cross the highway are involved in highway deaths. Planes have crashed on highways and ships have taken out bridges and all at one time or another has caused deaths on the American highways. The only way to ensure a zero death goal is to have zero trucks on the highway.



The point that both of these quotes seem to miss is that trucks are only at fault twenty percent of the time in these accidents. What we as truckers have come to know and understand is that we will be regulated right out of existence before they will ever talk to the other eighty percent of the people involved in these wrecks. I think they know this. When you look at what has been done to industry after industry here in America. When you recall a quote from a speech Obamma gave a few years ago in coal country. "You can do whatever you want in this country, but if we don't like it, we will bankrupt you" Then you can understand why Mr. LaHood went south and made the deal for drivers from other nations to come into America and pull the freight that we used to pull.



We have done our jobs to make this nation's highways safer. We have paid a heavy price as we watched thousands of us end up in bankruptcy to do it. We are enduring such inhumane EPA laws that leave us baking or freezing while we try to get a decent rest period in so we can be safe in our travels. And what it all boils down to in m y opinion is that they were not/ are not trying to make our industry safer. What they are trying to do is destroy the American trucking industry like they have done to many other industries in the nation. In our case they are just using safety as a means to achieve their goals. Even the medical qualifications will soon have only Gods driving trucks because no human will be able to meet them.



I believe whole heartedly that we must continue to fight for common sense safety in the trucking industry. I also believe that we must fight to save our nation from those that are trying to destroy it from within. For without our nation, there will be no trucking industry to worry about.



Welcome to America, Please leave things as you found them

Jeff Head.
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Thursday, July 7, 2011

NEXT

Today's Thoughts 7/7/11 Next
It is often believed that sooner or later each man and each woman will have to face judgment day. Over the years there have been all kinds of beliefs and ideas as to whom one would have to account to and what they would have to answer to. Well in the made up world of my mind, I often wonder just how this day would be for truck drivers as they enter into their new career into the trucking industry. As they approached the bench and gave account of what kind of trucker they would be.
As each driver walks into the courtroom, he sees on his right sitting behind a banister at a table a Mr. He B. LaHood. Now Mr. LaHood is a fine old man who takes great pride in doing his job because as he sees it, he is keeping our highways safe from outlaw truckers thereby saving the life's of many people. Nothing is more important than this to Mr. LaHood. And most would agree with this. A safe highway and a safe working environment is most important to all concerned.
On his left sitting behind a banister and table much like the one on the other side of the room, is a Mr. I. B. Trump. Now Mr. Trump being a young ambitious man sees things a little differently. Being the leader of many of great companies, he employees thousands of people and keeps them that way by keeping his businesses moving. After all, a company cannot survive if it has nothing to do. Therefore he expects the truck drivers in his employ to be of the most diligent kind. One that can get the job done so that his companies can keep producing and his employees can stay employed and his customers indeed stay very happy. He believes that an employed country is a happy and healthy country.
Found sitting between the two in the middle of the room, high up behind a large old wooden judges bench, sits the judge. For years people have wondered the name of the judge. No one was ever able to find out. When asked, "We The People" was all that was ever answered. You see the judge always believed that he was a complex mixture of all the people. Everything that people believed in their dreams and also their fears was who the judge was. The judge knew that somewhere between truckers being safe and legal out on the open highway, it was also most important to keep the nation employed and fed.
And now back to our trucker, the hero of our story, as you will remember we left entering the court room. The trucker approaches the bench and the judge quickly calls the court to order. The judge then looks down upon the trucker with glaring eyes and in a loud echoing booming voice demands to know, "What kind of trucker shall ye be?" A second or two the judge pauses and the continues, "Will ye follow Mr. LaHood and keep our highways safe even though you know you will be drummed out of the industry by Mr. Trump because his loads are not delivered on time?" And then another pause is giving by the judge. "Or will ye follow Mr. Trump and be run out of the business because your driver's record was destroyed keeping his companies up and running and the country employed?" Another pause as the judge gets ready to make the final statement. "This We The People demand to know"
Standing there, shaking from the fear of knowing that whatever answer is giving, the trucker knows that sooner or later, one way or the other, the career worked for so hard, will end. If Mr. Trump is not followed and obeyed, another trucker will be found to do the job. If Mr. LaHood Is not followed, the trucker's licenses will be revoked. Round and round in the truckers head these thoughts go. One answer followed swiftly by the next until the drivers head start to produce smoke and finally a loud "POP" is heard throughout the courtroom. Then the three great men sit in their respective chairs and watch what remains of the trucker crumple to the floor.
Mr. LaHood exclaims, "Wow, what a silly trucker" Followed by Mr. Trump saying" Well, they are a dime a dozen you know" And the judge shouts in his large booming voice, "Bailiff, remove this trash and send in the next trucker"
The Bailiff that has been all too quite through this whole process mostly because years have been spent watching it over and over again, quickly sweeps up what remains of the trucker and disposes of the mess in the nearest container. Then the bailiff turns towards the door with thousands and thousands of waiting truck drivers stretched just outside in a line as far as one could see and simply hollers' "NEXT".
Be safe peeps
Jeff Head.
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Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Cat Skinning

Today's Thoughts 7/16/11 Cat Skinning


I've always said that there were more ways to skin a cat then one can count. Try enough of them and you might just build a better mouse trap. Well, I'm not trying to skin cats or build mouse traps. What I am trying to do is raise public awareness to a huge safety problem. If we can get the states without anti idling laws to understand that their neighbors are sending tired unsafe truckers their way, maybe we can find a voice louder than ours to walk with us. Beats doing nothing I guess. So here's my letter to my representatives I wrote today.


Sir.


As an veteran truck driver driving my first truck back in nineteen eighty and a long time advocate for safe and legal operation of commercial motor vehicles, I would like to bring to the attention of the state of Georgia a major safety issue concerning large commercial motor vehicles on Georgia highways.
 
Drivers abiding by the anti idling laws of states within a legal days drive from Georgia are being forced to sleep in the inhumane conditions created by these very laws. By not allowing these drivers to get proper rest due to the fact that extreme heat or cold makes that driver unable to get a proper rest period in, in fact makes them a danger to the motoring public. Proper rest as prescribed by FMCSA simply cannot be obtained in the cab of a truck in such inhumane conditions. I know this from personal experience.


Furthermore a driver cannot obtain proper rest if they have open windows in the cab trying to keep cool and they have to spend their rest break defending themselves from what has been known to crawl through these open windows resulting in the death of multiple drivers. Please refer to Jason's Law.


I respectfully submit that in order to keep our highways safe from truck drivers that have not obtained a proper rest period under safe and humane conditions and as prescribed by the FMCSA; that these drivers be required by Georgia law to do so at the first opportunity after crossing into our State. While I understand that following the laws of the state you are in is the proper legal thing to do, putting our citizens at the risk of these unsafe tired truckers is simply unacceptable.


Please help the Safe And Legal Truck Drivers Of America in providing for safer highways for all that share them.
Respectfully

Jeff Head.
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Chapter Three - Why Truckers Stink

So I had made the decision to take the next week or two off at the house. Thinking back over the years, I remember this one trip that always stuck in my mind.  One reason was that it reminded me of the true dedication that one must have to make it in the trucking world, or was it more of a misinterpretation of pure stupidity. After you read this next chapter, I will let you be the judge of that.
I had just made a delivery in the panhandle of Florida, and as usual, I called in to see what was next on the list.  Sure enough, my dispatcher had me all planned out with a load from Quincy, Florida with seven stops in Tennessee and Kentucky.  What a lucky guy, a floor load of plants.  So I headed that way, stopping at a truck stop to fuel and shower.  I grabbed a bite to eat and headed in to pick up my load.  As normal, when I arrived, they were behind on their loading.
I did get into a dock, finally, right at quitting time.  Talking with the shipper I found out that it was alright for me stay there for the night.  If I had left to go to the truck stop, no way would I get a parking spot.  It would be a fifty to one hundred mile run to a place to park, so I just stayed where I was.  The guy on the dock was nice enough to point out a few things before he left.  He said "There's an old outhouse you can use if you need too" Lucky me.  Then he said "It's over there by the old slave grave yard," which turned out to be about one hundred feet from my truck.  Then he said "I'm going to lock the gate so you won't be able to get out.  But don't worry none, if you hear creepy sounds in the night.  It’s probably just the wind... probably."
So, I spent that night, on an old southern plantation.  Every creek, every pop, every shaking of the truck by the wind; I found myself looking toward that graveyard,  just waiting to see what was out there.  I'm not one to believe in ghost, but this was no time to be wrong.  The funny thing was with over twelve hours in that truck that night, not once did I feel the need to jump out and go to the bathroom.
Anyway, back to the point.  The next day, they began loading four thousand plants on the floor of my trailer.  One by one the buggies came in from the fields.  Then they loaded the plants onto a conveyer belt that ran onto my trailer.  By seven o'clock in the evening, I was ready to go trucking.  After a day in the hot Florida sun, I was getting cut loose just as all the truck stops in the area were filling up and no place for me to park.  So the only option left was to head north to Memphis, Tennessee.  It is a well known fact in the trucking industry that each and every night, there are about thirty thousand less spots for a truck to park than there are trucks.  So after a certain time in the afternoon, it's very hard to find a spot.  I've spent over an hour at times, looking for a spot, just to give up and leave.
After another all-nighter, five hundred miles later, I pull into Memphis, Tennessee at about six in the morning.  Receiving starts at seven so I have an hour to get in my eight hour break.  Seven rolls around and we get started.  The load turns out to be drivers assist.  That means I have to walk the freight to the rear of the trailer.  Four thousand one gallon plants, two or four at a time, fifty three foot trailer, hot summer sun, and seven stops over four hundred miles and finally, I'm done.  It's nine o'clock at night in Lexington, Kentucky, and I'm covered from head to toe in sweat and potting soil.  Tired like you would not believe, I call my dispatcher to put in my empty call and get the next day's dispatch.
NEXT DAY!!!! I wish...  Can you imagine how far one could travel walking four thousand plants off of a 53 foot trailer?  It's after nine at night.  No food, no shower, no time to breathe; and I'm late for my next pick up.
Looking and smelling like I was, they had me dispatched to pick up and deliver over five hundred miles away in Madison, Wisconsin by eight the next morning.  I'll never forget sitting in the cab with myself, trying to decide between the air conditioning or fresh night air.  My body ached from all the walking and bending I was not used to doing.  But, I made it with some colorful coloring in my comic book (Log Book). At seven thirty the next morning I pulled into my receiver.  As normal, the same words; "Just park over there and we'll get to you when we can."  Oh well, I'm glad this crap was needed as bad as my dispatcher told me it was.
I pulled off around the side, rolled up my windows, cranked up the air conditioning; and I slept.  For the next six hours I was dead to the world.  Thump, thump, thump. I rose up and stick my head out through the curtains that divided the cab from the sleeper berth.  "Hey Driver," the receiver yells.  "Back into dock four." Then he walks away.  I crawl into the driver's seat and maneuver towards the dock.  Jump out and open my trailer doors and then back in.
While I'm up, I decide a trip to the bathroom might be the thing to do.  I walk inside and get directions.  It's not far, through the big door, down on the right.  I walk into a break room, cross over the other side and enter the men's room.  As I pass the mirror on the way to the stall, I catch a glimpse of myself in it.  I remember thinking, "Is that me?"  I'd been up for almost three days before I finally got a decent nap.  Not even close to a shower that I could get into, and there I was, in the mirror, looking like a walking dead man.
So I enter the stall and have a seat, and keeping one's self busy, I started reading the walls.  All the normal stuff was there; I'm for this and anti that.  Call so-and-so for a good time, and then the one that hits me.  
"Why do truck drivers stink?"
I thought about that for a while.  Then, I pulled out my pen and joined the list of vandals that write on outhouse walls.  I simply replied, "So nice clean decent people like you can work the jobs that feed your children."  And then I added, "By the way, you’re welcome."